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Server Uptime: 1362 days 22 hours 01 minutes.
Date and time now: Saturday, May 26 - 8:52 PM EDT.
Apache has Served:
( 89.98G in 3,276,249 requests to 98,320 unique visitors since January 1, 2009. )
( 5.54M in 373 requests to 138 unique visitors today. )
('CONNECT' requests: 1) ('POST' requests: 88) ('GET' requests: 277) ('HEAD' requests: 6) ('PROPFIND' requests: 1)
Results: ('401': 8) ('200': 197) ('301': 9) ('404': 159)
Server Data Sent: (Total Uptime: 63.87G) (Today: 9.52M)
Server Data Recieved: (Total Uptime: 204.90G) (Today: 93.69M)
The Code of Hammurabi
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# 116
If the prisoner die in prison from blows or maltreatment, the master of the prisoner shall convict the merchant before the judge. If he was a free-born man, the son of the merchant shall be put to death; if it was a slave, he shall pay one-third of a mina of gold, and all that the master of the prisoner gave he shall forfeit.
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The Art of War
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Chapter IV, TACTICAL DISPOSITIONS.    entry: 2
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
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Site News:
-updates
08-29-14
Almost 10 years later. Now living on a kick ass cluster of KVM virtual machines.

06-05-08
For our 3 year anniversary at dziewa.com we put together a proper server, with zounds.. memory.

02-07-08
We had to take the 'About the Bad Guys' section down because it wasn't entirely fair. Re-coded the page in Perl with CGI, DBI, ModPerl and MySQL.

06-16-07
The spambots found us. We kicked their asses.

04-14-07
I've moved the server to a faster machine with more memory. Installed Gentoo, updated some html around the place. Everything is so nice.

06-06-06
The <table> header which we all (I) loved so much has now been replaced with css. Added more RAM, and a HDD to the server. Made a -major- mistake but recovered so all is well. Culled some useless news. I just had to make an entry on this date.

05-24-06
Major upgrades including: moving the server to it's own machine, moved the domain name to dziewa.com, etc.

11-19-05
Added CSS across the board.

5-31-05
This site goes online, on our own webserver, with an ath.cx domain name.

-to do list
Bring back an improved bad guys section, Transfer the server to the fast machine, Create more code for the anti-spam bOt, Code the anti-spam bot, Put up more stats about you, Make nice buttons for our links, Fix the unique counter, Send you cookies ( again ), Leave myself reminders, Statistics of data sent, Acquire data for a confucious db, Acquire more data for a proverbs db, Links for posting comments ( again ), Login function. Uptime function
Set up you the bomb.
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Profit!
-errata
In case you haven't figured it out, Dziewa is my last name. It is Polish and I've heard it means tree, or wood in that language. There is also a town in Poland named Dziewa. Pronounced J ë V ä just like "Hera" the greek goddess. You can also sound it out in English and us Dziewa's will understand the idea you're trying to communicate.
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Made possible thanks to the following.
GNULinuxSlackwareApache. † MySQL. † The Gimp. † O'Reilly BooksPerl † a few pencils.


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