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Server Uptime: 1659 days 3 hours 48 minutes.
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The Code of Hammurabi
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# 126
If any one who has not lost his goods state that they have been lost, and make false claims: if he claim his goods and amount of injury before God, even though he has not lost them, he shall be fully compensated for all his loss claimed. (I.e., the oath is all that is needed.)
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The Art of War
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Chapter XII, THE ATTACK BY FIRE.    entry: 16
Hence the saying: The enlightened ruler lays his plans well ahead; the good general cultivates his resources.
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You attract more bees with honey than with vinegar
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Site News:
-updates
08-29-14
Almost 10 years later. Now living on a kick ass cluster of KVM virtual machines.

06-05-08
For our 3 year anniversary at dziewa.com we put together a proper server, with zounds.. memory.

02-07-08
We had to take the 'About the Bad Guys' section down because it wasn't entirely fair. Re-coded the page in Perl with CGI, DBI, ModPerl and MySQL.

06-16-07
The spambots found us. We kicked their asses.

04-14-07
I've moved the server to a faster machine with more memory. Installed Gentoo, updated some html around the place. Everything is so nice.

06-06-06
The <table> header which we all (I) loved so much has now been replaced with css. Added more RAM, and a HDD to the server. Made a -major- mistake but recovered so all is well. Culled some useless news. I just had to make an entry on this date.

05-24-06
Major upgrades including: moving the server to it's own machine, moved the domain name to dziewa.com, etc.

11-19-05
Added CSS across the board.

5-31-05
This site goes online, on our own webserver, with an ath.cx domain name.

-to do list
Bring back an improved bad guys section, Transfer the server to the fast machine, Create more code for the anti-spam bOt, Code the anti-spam bot, Put up more stats about you, Make nice buttons for our links, Fix the unique counter, Send you cookies ( again ), Leave myself reminders, Statistics of data sent, Acquire data for a confucious db, Acquire more data for a proverbs db, Links for posting comments ( again ), Login function. Uptime function
Set up you the bomb.
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Profit!
-errata
In case you haven't figured it out, Dziewa is my last name. It is Polish and I've heard it means tree, or wood in that language. There is also a town in Poland named Dziewa. Pronounced J ë V ä just like "Hera" the greek goddess. You can also sound it out in English and us Dziewa's will understand the idea you're trying to communicate.
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Made possible thanks to the following.
GNULinuxSlackwareApache. † MySQL. † The Gimp. † O'Reilly BooksPerl † a few pencils.


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