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The Code of Hammurabi
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# 53
If any one be too lazy to keep his dam in proper condition, and does not so keep it; if then the dam break and all the fields be flooded, then shall he in whose dam the break occurred be sold for money, and the money shall replace the corn which he has caused to be ruined.
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The Art of War
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Chapter XI, THE NINE SITUATIONS.    entry: 52
We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs. We are not fit to lead an army on the march unless we are familiar with the face of the country--its mountains and forests, its pitfalls and precipices, its marshes and swamps. We shall be unable to turn natural advantages to account unless we make use of local guides.
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If you want happiness for an hour , take a nap. If you want happiness for a day , go fishing. If you want happiness for a month , get married. If you want happiness for a year , inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime , help someone else.
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06-05-08
For our 3 year anniversary at dziewa.com we put together a proper server, with zounds.. memory.
02-07-08
We had to take the 'About the Bad Guys' section down because it wasn't entirely fair. Re-coded the page in Perl with CGI, DBI, ModPerl and MySQL.
06-16-07
The spambots found us. We kicked their asses.
04-14-07
I've moved the server to a faster machine with more memory. Installed Gentoo, updated some html around the place. Everything is so nice.
06-06-06
The <table> header which we all (I) loved so much has now been replaced with css. Added more RAM, and a HDD to the server. Made a -major- mistake but recovered so all is well. Culled some useless news. I just had to make an entry on this date.
05-24-06
Major upgrades including: moving the server to it's own machine, moved the domain name to dziewa.com, etc.
11-19-05
Added CSS across the board.
5-31-05
This site goes online, on our own webserver, with an ath.cx domain name.
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Bring back an improved bad guys section, Transfer the server to the fast machine, Create more code for the anti-spam bOt, Code the anti-spam bot, Put up more stats about you, Make nice buttons for our links, Fix the unique counter, Send you cookies ( again ), Leave myself reminders, Statistics of data sent, Acquire data for a confucious db, Acquire more data for a proverbs db, Links for posting comments ( again ), Login function. Uptime function
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In case you haven't figured it out, Dziewa is my last name. It is Polish and I've heard it means tree, or wood in that language. There is also a town in Poland named Dziewa. Pronounced J ë V ä just like "Hera" the greek goddess. You can also sound it out in English and us Dziewa's will understand the idea you're trying to communicate.
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† GNU † Linux † Slackware † Apache. † MySQL. † The Gimp. † O'Reilly Books † Perl † a few pencils.


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